Not Me Monday: Honeymoon Edition

I did not have my bathing suit stolen off of our cabin deck the first night we were there.

I did not sit and enjoy a bubble bath while Stephen frantically looked everywhere for it.

I did not assume that he was just over looking it and I would find it when I looked.

I did not get totally freaked out by Stephen's look of fear when I couldn't find it either.

We did not both begin to replay the Criminal Minds episode where the serial killer steals girls' underwear, locks them in their cabin, and kills them in our minds and begin to fear for our lives.

We did not end up calling the police to come check out around the cabin because we were so scared. someone had stolen the bathing suit.

We did not get a look of "oh, you're some of those tourists" and receive a polite explanation that this happens all the time and that it was probably some type of critter who took them.

We did not check and double check every nook and cranny of the cabin to make sure no one got in.

We did not shut and lock our bedroom door in fear of being murdered in our sleep.

...we did not find the bathing suit 2 days later in the hot tub filter...

PS We did not go to McDonald's several times throughout the week for the free wi-fi to check email and facebook...we were on our honeymoon; we did not care what was going on in the world of technology.